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These movies usually have a really tough time finding an audience.
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PG-13 definitely was the rating they were going for in order to ensure a broader audience, but I don't think this movie was gonna end up being that successful anyways. The movie just lacks a certain edge, parts of me feel that it plays it too safe with the PG-13 rating, because the violence in the film is a little too vanilla for me. I just think that, again, fits into that line of lame fantasy action films like Seventh Son that try to be cool, but end up being anything but. Like I said, however, this movie isn't good in the slightest.
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There's nothing that is demonstrably better about the Underworld series that makes me saying this such an absurd notion. If Underworld can have, what, two sequels and one prequel then this movie surely can, well if it had been successful. But, as long as the film embraces its sillier aspects and doesn't take itself too seriously, then a franchise shouldn't be that hard to pull off. The Room is one of the most fun experiences I've had watching a film and it is one of the worst movies I have actually ever seen. A film doesn't have to be good to be enjoyable. Not that I would suggest that a franchise would lead to some great movie, but you can develop a B-tier franchise out of these elements. But the fact is that there's something here that can be expanded upon. Do not misunderstand me, that is not suggesting that I actually want sequels to this movie, which was one of those lame fantasty-esque action movies that we get so every so often, like Seventh Son. You know what's scarier than that? The fact that I wouldn't actually mind that. The Last Witch Hunter was all sorts of toil and trouble.You know what the scary thing about this movie is? The fact that it seems to be the start of a franchise. Fantasy fans should be treated to a better representation of the genre in 2015.
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The worst part is that I knew it would be bad-yet I still left disappointed. Really, Cory? The man has been around for 800 years and is a witch hunter-why the fuck does he have to say “magic” when he sees it? We get it: The Last Witch Hunter is a movie about witches. Kaulder actually says the word “magic” out loud when he witnesses a spell. No, we’re invited into a secret world where, instead of alcohol, glowing potions are served, and instead of table lights, there are illuminated, wispy clouds circulating above patron’s heads.Īnd somehow you had the gall to push it further. When we are introduced to Chloe’s bar, we aren’t invited into a seemingly normal bar where witches and wizards can sit back, relax and have a pint like us regular folk. You have to remind us at every single turn that we are in the presence of witches: potions, magic stones, horned creatures, insect swarms-you pretty much Googled a list of everything related to witchery and crammed it in. I’m thinking of parseltongue from Harry Potter-and I know you were too. Furthermore, the reciting of spells had to be the most painstaking load of enunciated vowels strung along with an echoed whisper, ever. I didn’t even need to watch the movie, let alone the trailer, to figure out that Kaulder would be draped in black and silver, and that most of the scenery would feature cold buildings made out of brick and iron. Kaulder now operates out of modern-day New York as a bounty hunter of sorts, capturing evil witches and sentencing them to imprisonment-and what’s an imprisonment without a secret court of witch elders who handle the sentencing of magical criminals? It’s the obvious choice. What follows is the tired, old dribble that accompanies all gothic fantasy films. The Last Witch Hunter is the generation-spanning tale of Kaulder (sounds an awful lot like cauldron), an infamous witch hunter who was cursed with immortality 800 years ago by the evil witch queen. It’s not just bland, predictable and forced, it’s a haphazard Frankensteining of The Mummy Returns, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Halloweentown. But after viewing The Last Witch Hunter, I was just insulted by the dumbed down, clichéd mess. So when I heard Vin Diesel was going to be able to live in his nerd Valhalla, I was a tad jealous.
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I would play in the bathtub if an ocean setting were required-hell, I would even create TV shows, with episodes and seasons. Joes, rubbing red Crayola on my toys if they ‘bled’. I would spend hours creating stories, assigning characters and playing out my creation with assorted G.I. When I was a child, the fantasy genre was my absolute favorite. With all due respect, from one writer to another I have to ask: Dude, what the hell?Įven though there are a trio of writers behind The Last Witch Hunter, I’m singling you out because it was your encounter with Vin Diesel, and your shared love for Dungeons & Dragons, that brought this abomination to life.